Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
They have beer where we have blood.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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