That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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