is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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