Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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