u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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