my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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