I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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