so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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