Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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