You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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