What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
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