You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I am mentally ready for anal.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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