at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Randomize
