Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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