dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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