: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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