and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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