This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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