Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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