Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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