I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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