she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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