Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm at about main and main street
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Randomize