I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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