I feel like I'm in dance class right now
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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