I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I believe in your delicious
I am available for nakedness
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
