Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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