I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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