No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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