i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
