I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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