I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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