So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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