check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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