So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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