You're so nebulous sometimes
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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