dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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