I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
At least life still wants to fuck me.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
