im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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