I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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