Your face is a jimmy john
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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