I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
tell me about the fingering
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