Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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