I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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