I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize