Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
