try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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