love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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