I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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