Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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