Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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