Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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