discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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