'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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