I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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