is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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