i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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