ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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