Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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